Are Patrick Mahomes and the Kansas City Chiefs Blackmailing the NFL?
After exhausting all logical explanations, I simply cannot understand why the NFL’s golden children, the Kansas City Chiefs, keep benefiting from crucial referee decisions week after week. Normally, I’m not one to blame officiating for the outcome of games (unless my team is playing, of course), but something fishy is going on.
Does Josh Allen need to declassify all documents and drain the swamp that the NFL has become? Does Patrick Mahomes have Roger Goodell compromised—island style? Here are some baffling officiating moments from the AFC Championship that defy explanation:
Josh Allen Ruled Inches Short on a 4th Down Sneak
Holy hell, look at the photo. Not only do these refs have laser vision, but they also seem to have a vendetta against first downs—at least when the Bills are involved. Two major issues here:
The Bills were marked short by mere inches multiple times throughout the game, despite clear evidence suggesting otherwise.
On the previous down, they should have been awarded a first down in the first place (see image two).
Why can’t we have something like the Hawkeye system in professional tennis? We’ve got stadiums with TVs embedded in the walls, but we’re still over here officiating like goddamn pilgrims.
Interception Wiped Out by Defensive Holding—Chiefs Gifted 30 Yards
This was an interception. I don’t know how else to say it. Bills ball.
There was no defensive holding. There was no catch. Yet, magically, a flag appeared, awarding the Chiefs a spot foul and 30 free yards. When the Bills challenged the ruling—thinking, at worst, they’d get better field position—the call somehow stood. Riot (but, like, mostly peacefully).
Play Clock Shenanigans
With 2:01 left on the game clock, the play clock hit zero, yet the Chiefs were still allowed to snap the ball—effectively granting them an extra down before the two-minute warning while bleeding valuable seconds.
New rule proposal: 0 on the play clock = no football, dummy. If the ball isn’t snapped on time, the play should be dead. No more bending the rules to help the Chiefs manage the clock.
Phantom Flag?
Why is nobody talking about the mysterious flag that vanished when it would have hurt the Chiefs?
The only reason a yellow flag appears on the broadcast is that someone with access to all the cameras confirms a penalty. But in this case, a ref seemingly threw a flag, then had a full-on Anakin Skywalker moment—“Oh no… what have I done?”—and picked it up before upsetting Patrick Jeffrey Epstein Mahomes.
Final Thoughts
Taylor Swift and Caitlyn Clark are absolute villains that cannot be trusted!
-Oily Dog Andy
Great breakdown